Gallery: Game Report: Andy T, Andy S, Ilaria, Tom M-J, Adrian & Gabby

"... and if I nuke here, I blow all you bastards to hell."

Never mess with a man in a balaclava and spectacles

Andy S suspects something fishy is going on

Feeding the hungry forces of Evil

Adrian's happy dance

Hoopla! And a victory salute.

Oh no, where have all the good times gone?

A top-down view of the anguish.

That's an awful lot of terrorists on the board ...

The Tompkin brothers in classic 'need-of-comfort' poses.

Europe is a radioactive, terrorist wasteland. So is Africa.

Illaria gets aggressive and launches for the cameraman.

This is called the "Terrorist Victory Dance". Possibly the least threatening dance in the world.