TerrorBull Shop

This is just a record of what was on sale. Nothing here can be bought any more, sorry.

The Hen Commandments

The Hen Commandments overview:
3 to 8 players
45 minutes
15+ yrs
  • NEW! Limited number made; only open to UK residents right now, sorry.
  • Chicken-based religion-building party game
  • The winner is rewarded with the moral framework with which to go away and start a new religion!

Crunch - the game for utter bankers

Crunch overview:
2 to 4 players
45+ minutes
12+ yrs
  • Licenced in 5 languages: French, German, Spanish, Italian and Estonian
  • Gameplay actually involves a functioning model of fractional reserve banking (more fun than it sounds)
  • Gameplay also contains the collapse of Capitalism (again, more fun than it sounds)
  • The New York Times compared Crunch to the birth of Monopoly in the Great Depression

EVIL Balaclava

  • Lost your EVIL balaclava?
  • Want to start an EVIL revolutionary army?
  • Or simply want to force your baby / pet / loved one to wear the balaclava, take photos and then send them to your friends for a cheap laugh?
  • One size fits all.
  • Colour: Black.
  • "The 'Evil' balaclava has achieved cult status" - BBC

Secret Message Pad

  • After several thousand requests, you can now buy replacement Secret Message Pads for your copy of War on Terror, the boardgame
  • Useful for setting up secret alliances, backstabbing and general warmongering. Not only in the game, but in real life too!
  • 50 leaf A5 secret message pad.
  • "When those in power lie, the most subversive thing you can do is tell the truth."

War on Terror, the boardgame (Ed. 2)

War on Terror overview:
3 to 6 players
120+ minutes
15+ yrs
  • Edition 2 - Launched December 2010
  • Now includes "Indigenous Terrorists", "Holy Nuclear Armageddon" and "God"
  • Updated with tonnes of new artwork, tuned-up rules and some juicy new cards
  • Described as "Genius satire" by Amnesty International
  • But branded "criminal" by the police and "sick" by the tabloids
  • Resides in the permanent collections of the Imperial War Museum, the Victoria & Albert Museum, The Bodleian Library, amongst others

War on Terror, the boardgame (Ed. 1)

War on Terror overview:
2 to 6 players
120+ minutes
15+ yrs
  • The original bad boy that earned us death threats and fight offers from as far away as Australia but generous praise from the likes of John Pilger
  • Check out all the places this game has cropped up.